Thank goodness I’m poor

This coffee tastes like shit

Where do I sign up

Wait until you find out you can recover corn from your own poo. Been saving myself about $0.43 per week doing that.

they never let it touch the ground though

I've had enough sh*tty coffee. I don't need it to literally be.

I was not expecting the volley ball approach

This is so bad. Poop coffee.

Have you tried an at home DIY version? Might be good 👍