Thank u Matty Healy lol

“There is not one person going to a high flying birds gig or a Liam Gallagher gig that would not rather be at an Oasis gig.” Yeah say what you want about Matty but he didn’t tell a single lie lol

Me to Matty Healy

fuck

Noel with the classic Oasis response:

Totally agree when he says “Stop marding with your brother” even though I have no idea what marding means because I’m not British

“Coolest band in the world” no one has cared about them outside of the UK for the last 20 years. The only reason they’re important now is because they fight

2025 is a long ways a way. They can’t keep it together until then.

Like a tattooed golden retriever

I tried looking it up and got nowhere. Can someone tell me what a mard is, please?

Someone is mardy when they’re being moody and upset and maybe even a little petulant. I figure a mard is basically like a petulant childish moody fight, which is def what the Gallaghers have been in for like 25 years.