Thank you, Clacton.

Why didn’t you attend the counting ceremony ? Were you scared of humiliation ? BTW is the below true ?

Thank you and goodbye suckers? They will never see you again will they? #oneborneveryminute

You couldn't even be fucking bothered to turn up for the count ya little spiv fuck Anyway, you're going to prison TICK-TOCK

You beat a Bin What a feat You called it In your own seat To run and hide from scrutiny Your plan failed You lost Worse the people of Clacton lost

Proving, again, that they are the stupidest constituency in the country.

Thank you Standards Commissioner.

Yes, thank-you Clacton.

You think the people of Clacton are nobodies ffs # The grifter scared of a bin is how you will always be known

@RealPeteBennett Well done everyone who voted for Farage to face further Parliamentary scrutiny. We must all stand up to and defeat the corruption in British politics.

And thank you Mr Grifter.

@TiceRichard Now back to the bung ⤵️

You couldn’t do it without lying again ie the police did not advise you not to go to the count, lying comes so easy in extreme right wing politics

#Farageboughtandpaidfor #GetHarborneOut

Aside from the absolute retards that voted for a bin. You need to start a mental asylum in Clacton.

Still in hiding Establishment Nigel?

You didn't go and thank your voters personally you went to a prearranged party where loyal supporters rubbed your huge ego . When are the Clacton voters going to realise you don't give a fuck about them .

We need Labour out ASAP

£250,000 is a lot of taxpayers money. Was this really necessary?

And with a sweep of his spiv’s blazer & claret trousers full of cash, he was gone, never to be seen in Clacton again Can’t be bothered to turn up to the Count 🗑️ Can’t be bothered to turn up for Surgeries Can’t be bothered to turn up to Parliament #NigelMirage #FarageFraud

The questions don’t stop because of your by-election stunt

Hmm…

@slim_douglas Considering all the hours and places Nigel visits he never looks tired or scruffy. The man’s a legend. The country loves you Nigel Farage ❤️

Pity you couldn’t thank them at the actual count with the actual Count rather than slithering off to a FarageFest (😆) with the barely sentient lickspittles and swivel eyed loons to fluff up your fragile ego eh?

Well done #Clacton , you're his meal ticket!

And now it’s back to square one after your Pyrrhic victory…

That's one hurdle cleared... Now you just have to deal with the @HoCStandards, @metpoliceuk, @CPSUK, @NCA_UK, @NCA_UKFIU, @HMRCgovuk... Have I missed anyone? Oh yes, your paymasters who have put you on notice for jeopardising their project with your Clacton stunt!

Oh, FFS, Toad. If you really wanted to thank the people of Clacton for falling for your self-serving bullshit & hypocrisy yet again, you should have thanked them in person at the count. Instead you made up a lie about a police warning & left the place as quickly as possible!

@slim_douglas Yes. The country thanks you Clacton

Fuck off. Didn't even turn up for your own count. Who do you think you are? Remember you're the MP for Shithole on Sea. You're not Jesus, you're just a fella. And a bent one at that.

@JohnMcNab1960 Love you Nigel. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for everything you’ve done, and continue to do, for us. Well done on the outstanding result 👏🥳🩵🇬🇧

What was the £5m bung for?

Thank you Nigel, for costing the taxpayer £240,000 on a pointless by-election

So you have a by election that you win but can’t be bothered to attend the count cos you will feel humiliated. You cancel your arranged press conference and then… all of a sudden you say you “ok I may have not have filled in a piece of paper” i.e you should have declared your £5m bung… admitting guilt AFTER you have used the people of Clacton is beyond belief even for you