that shit came outta nowhere

This is how I tell stories and if you’re not on board GTFO of my kitchen

Sounds like he needed it more 🫠

Well isn't that special.

Suddenly I'm not hungry anymore...

Here I was, thinking this poor guy has trouble talking extemporaneously... When, suddenly he OPENS FLOODGATES! 😳🥺😱 Dude needs more friends to talk to #JustSaying

My question is what’s the cooking show?

Wtf

I bet the producers almost s*** themselves

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