That was a close one

This might be the most big back shit I’ve ever seen in my life

It’s a distinct poss

Must be bouta pass out or sumn from low sugar. I hate that experience tho as a cashier when mf walk up with the empty box or half eaten stuff but ig at least they tryna pay still

The store was about to close 🤣🤣🤣

Yeah three minutes 😭 hella people was still in there too lol ts pmooooo. I do NOT miss being a closing manager

Wait, she rushed, ate it at the store, and paid for it. Why the drama.

Because the store was closing 🤣

@ashparwrites Maybe she’s diabetic

@ashparwrites Possible but doubtful

That'll give her the strength to make it to In N Out.

Lol 🤣🤣🤣

Watching the video almost made me throw up. I'm so motion sick right now. 😂🤣🤣

1st person eater games getting crazy

You have to respect the hustle though! I mean she got in there and got it done! And it was nice to see that she paid for it. 😂🤣🤣

What was this creature in the corner

1000 calories in 2 minutes

@FlipperChain I don’t think it was her first time in that department either

I can’t be the only that was surprised she actually paid for it 😂

She might be diabetic and needed the sugar intake. And yes, a serious diabetic condition can be an emergency. She seemed calmer after she ate and had no problem paying before leaving.

If she was diabetic she should have gone for the juice or honey, not the brownies! 🤣🤣🤣

I get the idea you aren't diabetic and don't know anyone that is.

That’s the new TJ in Forrest Hills

Low blood sugar or she’s just tweakin 🤔

Tweakin I think. She would have gone for the juice or honey if low blood sugar.

What was the point of eating at the store? 🤔

8 brownies in 1-2 minute🤣🤣

Gotta be some sort of record

That's not a grocery store, that's an obstacle course. 2 Escalators to get to the actual store? I've never seen anything like that in my entire life. 😉

Nasty

Wait is this Boston? Looks familiar

The way I knew who it was by the keys jangling.

Is this the San Francisco one? Looks familiar…

She ran thru the store, found the brownies, and ate the whole thing in less than 10mins?

Trader Joe’s.

wtf….

I shop here every Sunday.. Forest Hills Trader Joe’s

I got a job for ice after they finish with the migrants we have other illegals

I’m done with the internet

It’s crack in the mfs I SWEAR 😩

Bruh those brownies are to die for👅

Are they really that good?

Hell yeah sea salt brownies, I don’t go to Trader Joe’s often but when I do, it’s the soup dumplings, brownies and the yogurt pretzels and their “takis”

Greedy ass

Low blood sugar??? Or did I miss something?

Hypoglycemia?

Possible but doubtful in my opinion. Juice or honey would have been much faster and better options if that were the situation.

Are we surprised it’s a fat monkey?

What the actual fuck

Wasnt running till she pulled out her phone and made a whole intro