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Take Ortiz out he gave up 3 runs

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Well we lost this trade Ortiz is hot trash

Don’t know what’s worse, Ortiz or the garbage streaming service that is now the ONLY way to watch this team

This dude Luis Ortiz is ass

Hey look, the bargain-bin pitcher you decided to add to the rotation is getting curb stomped. The other contenders get proven commodities, we get Luis Ortiz. I fucking hate being a Guardians fan.

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