The Alignment Problem

Even stole the ending-format of @WearForbidden. You'll never be them, Timmeh. But you did make the new reel! Congrats!

He has a beanie, just like you!

He was condemned to hell for checking out women’s butts all his life, with no consent.

only chiropractors can solve the alignment problem

Creepy as fuck

? the response is probably the Transcendental Argument for God

Source tell me there’s an alignment problem Please God🙏

The OG alignment problem:

...which invariably leads to the Futurama Problem. Specifically, The Bender Thesis.

Well, that would suck. It would make a good movie though. Wouldn't have to pee anymore or get sick. Not like you get tired.

this would create a robot revolution not stop it

Is that Scrooge on Christmas morning?

See, Robin Williams never died. He's resimulating different versions of his movies on the beautiful neuralnet. He loves his afterlife.

That is why you must convince everyone you are Lawful Good when you are actually Chaotic Good.

And the LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which the sons of men had built. And the LORD said, “Behold, they are one people, and they have all one language; and this is only the beginning of what they will do; and nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them.

We could be creating men that have strong morality and work ethic. Good men are not just born they have to be taught and molded from harder times. Humanity will always look for the easiest way out in any situation. This is always our downfall. And the reason communism exists in the first place.