The Babylon Bee Presents: Our 100% Accurate Predictions For 2025

LMFAO at Hunter Biden

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Lmfao “the last three remaining Irishmen”

Thank goodness we can look forward to Hunter giving up on the cocaine... So Brave. So Powerful. Nobody else could give it up 4 times in one year. Wow.

Bout time someone got some 100% accurate prophecies rolling... was getting tired of the "Maybe/Maybe not" stuff!

I predict that the hosts of "The View" will disapprove of the things Donald Trump does in office.

I've never ordered a shirt this fast in my life. Before. 🥰👕👇

Eliminating daylight saving time is science fiction.

Greenland changes it's name to Trumpton.

Babylon Bee will make more cringe jokes about religion and relationships, to fill in the gaps between political jokes.

Brilliant