The backwards shower

So it sprays the dirt and sweat directly into your mouth now.

Sooooo... a glorified sprinkler? 😂

I need to put one of these in my front door

Terrible idea. Imagine how often the water would go up your nose while trying to wash your face and hair.

Please do not pee in the shower !

Well forget my bidet. I'm getting one of these Instead.

Up isn’t backward last I checked

Cool... But y tho? Looks like a fun thing to play with in the yard as kids... Like, what was that thing called? A sprinkler. Young kids these days prolly wouldn't know what it was like.

Ideas are good. 😊 However, the shower from the bottom is not hygienic. It would be nice to improve here. 👍