The bread smoking has me dead

Two slices of bread got married. The wedding reception was going well until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.

Looks like something my wife would make and try and pass off as normal

First bite in:

Why would someone do that.. not good bro. Not good.

I can feel the bread getting stuck to roof of my mouth rn 💀💀💀😭😂😂

Me af.

🤣

Diabolical 😭😭😭

Toasted? Oh, I thought you said roasted!

There’s so much to unpack here 🤣🤣🤣