The Chicago River runs green once again.

All the fish in the river waking up like

Industrial artificial green food coloring — aka Green No. 3 — from petroleum, a limited resource & contains coal tar. Associated with an ⬆️ risk of certain cancers & hyperactivity in children, according to a study released by the Center for Science in the Public Interest.

Good way to hide the bodies.

Ah, yes. The most Americanized non-American holiday.

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resisting such an urge to make dave matthews band jokes but im trying to turn my life around

There is no way this isn’t detrimental to marine life.

is that for st.patrick's day? genuine curiousity not meant for sarcasm

all i can look at is that one boat trying to park(?) but just. hovering and going in circles

@ilovaussiesheps I saw the Chicago River on St. Patrick's Day about 25 years ago. Probably the greenest thing my eyes have ever seen. (Not that the river is pristine blue the rest of the time).