The CIA before teaching DOGE kids about rectal rehydration

Ok big balls, you're about to get the KSM treatment, which 1 out of 10 legal experts say is legal.

I'm guessing that's something I don't want to Google

No but seriously they probably need to be [REDACTED] for national security reasons.

@Obomba_ The DOGE-twinks are in for a rough night.

Them kiddos gonna know to what extent Zero Dark Thirty was realistic

All Mr. Milchek wanted to do was use big words and dance, and he kept being denied both.

I’m imagining a room, deep in the bowels of Langley with a bunch of little Doge bros chained to the wall upside down as they watch each other get water boarded and have electric car batteries attached to their nuts by a pack of evil mormons.

They’re sending those DOGE kids to the testing floor.

Lady Gaga always a banger

Best new page I've found all day. These memes you been sending are unstoppable