the classic

so many people replying with "Quagmire is the worst messenger for this, cause he's a terrible person" yeah, that's the joke, guys. "damn, brian's so insufferable that even QUAGMIRE, of all people, is calling out his character"

This would’ve been so much more effective if he wasn’t being lectured by fucking Quagmire out of all characters 💀

I think that’s part of the joke lol

Also what doesn’t help Brian in this scenario is that he said “How can you not like me?” not “Why don’t you like me?” Which really shows how narcissistic he is

Right message but wrong messenger 😭

“How’s that son of yours?” The perfect retort would’ve been “Gee I don’t know Quagmire how are all of your children doing, including that giraffe abomination you made and the daughter you found out about after trying to sleep with her?”

He says that Brian hits on Lois? Look who's talking.

Quagmire of all characters giving Brian this lecture makes it so much funnier

One of the best “the reason you suck” speeches. It’s too bad that even though this monologue is good, Brian’s character was never the same after this. He isn’t the sarcastic but still well meaning voice of reason in the family anymore.

This is all the libdog had to do to win the argument