The comment section is where the fun is 😂

All my colleagues are Nigerian and my bestie instead of saying ‘fuck off’ when I’m annoying her, says ‘stop disturbing my life’ 😂😂😂

This is very normal!

You guys!

You want the ground to be taller than you is pure Yoruba language there 🤣

The crazy part is we no longer speak English as grammatically as this anymore The education systems are failing and only those of us fortunate enough to have learnt English properly can speak this way

Tbh, yes 😂 that’s why we dumb down our English when we’re abroad Incase we palpitate in an unfrequented direction 😏

"You want the ground to be taller thatn you"

my friend used to say “embark on a journey” instead of leave the house 😭😂

We do say this casually!

The Final Boss.. iykyk

This was just yesterday ok this app 😂😂😂😂

But that Nigerian Prof was cold " Now that I'm here,Your era of ignorance is over" Ah...aura farming too much 😂

A doctor where i work wrote in a note “adding Losartan to his armament”

My Nigerian friend introduced me to his girlfriend by saying “this is the lady I have a fondness for” I almost burst out laughing, I hadn’t heard anyone use that word IRL. Then when we waited for the bus he pointed to the benches and said “let us tarry here for a while” The lady on the PA system was warning passengers not to accept drinks from strangers because of the risk of being drugged. The bus ride itself turned out to be a traumatic experience. Armed robbers decided to hijack the bus. We are lucky to be alive but that’s a story for another day.

To think non of these people have met Patrick Obahiagbon.

If you do not desist from this your recalcitrant behavior, be prepared to dance with the consequences.

I have found that Nigerians & Indians have the best English vocab- you let the language flower in your mouth

But the owners of English language keep charging us to do English tests like IELTS just so we can study & work in their countries. Everybody know wetin dem dey do.

There is a version of English known as ‘Nigerian English’.

Reminds me of a joke my dad once told about a professor who had lost his house to a fire after he called the fire brigade to report a" magnificent conflagration which was consuming his ediface" and of course the fire fighters couldn't understand him. Don't know if it's fr tho

You want the ground to be taller than you ehhh? God forbid

"Duty kept my captive" That's how I tell my friends I was at work for missing after social gathering 😂

Admittedly, this is so real😂😂

The last part , Yoruba mothers to the world 😂

An angry Nigerian in a faraway land expressing her displeasure with Moroccan journalists. She's just being a Nigerian.

“You want the ground to be taller than you" Yoruba mothers don go international. 😂

"You want the ground to be taller than you" 🤣🤣🤣 God abegggg

You want the ground to be taller than you 😭😂😂

Post more abeg 😭

Me when I change my mind and say I’m not going again. Then she asks me “again?” But you’ve not gone there before. Nigerian English 🤦🏾‍♂️

" you want the ground to be taller than you " is crazeee😭😭😂😂

Please post more of the comments 🙏🏾😂

This is why when we write their first instinct is that it’s AI😂😂😂

The last one is so real "You want the ground to be taller than you" 😂🤣

This is hilariously apt! Nigerians are unmatched. Running circles around the owners of the language even! 🤣😂😂