The comments.

Lil visiting grandma

Lil vasectomy

How do you go to the hospital from door dash? 😳

lil my friend got run over by an 18 wheeler while riding his motorcycle

Lil impaled myself on my iPad.

Lil Hypertension Crisis.

Lil accidentally fucked a turtle

Lil hip replacement

Lil mental breakdown

Lil drug test cuz I crashed the forklift

There’s a few that had to do with 💩 🤣

Lil False Alarm

Lil gout flare up! Bussin’ no cap!

Hahahaa these are gold 🤣 For me it’s: Lil L5-S1 Laminectomy with Partial Discectomy

Lil unsuccessful hysterectomy? That just doesn’t sound like a successful rap name. Lil medicated IUD for pre-cancer cells in the inner uterine lining? Yeah, that doesn’t work too well either. They don’t sound as exciting as lil testicular rupture…

Lil giving birth

Lil abscessed hemorrhoid

Lil Appendicitis...Feb 14th 2016...a Valentine's Day I'll never forget

Lil Colonoscopy won't sell.

I had to look up what a testicular rupture was...I knew it wasn't good. It's REALLY BAD.

Lil overdose

So embarrassed to say mine… Lil Splinter 🤦‍♀️ you need to realize, it was not your everyday splinter and I had ppl trying to get this splinter out all night and it only made it worse. It was stuck on a nerve, hooked on it. The hospital didn’t even end up getting it out. My son’s puppy at the time was teething and bit right down on it and it came right out. Other than that, I haven’t been to the hospital since my boys were born and they’re all young men now.

lil screw in arm after falling down the stairs with a box of screws.

Lil Staphylococcus is 🔥

Lil glass in my skull 💀

Lil Coma I mean, it could be worse

Lil foreskin caught in zipper

Lil Penis Reduction

Lil Corneal Laceration... is a horrible name.

Lil Sucide Attempt

Lil I had to meet a neurologist for a possible liver shunt or FIP

Lil never went to the hospital

Lil Guillain-Barre Fuck I’m French…damnit

Lil alcoholism!

Lil Baby 🤰