The comments🤣🤣💀

Which mountain does my dew come from? Which part of a pig do I chop? If I build a Hut will a pizza come? My favorite one is still, How do I find out where Fritos lay?

Why couldn’t you have been in those comments?🤣😂

These are excellent questions. We should all educate ourselves.

The muffin man had me 💀

Which pond do I find the Goldfish crackers in? Do I need a rod?😉

When you find it, let me know where. They’re delicious 😂

I live in Minnesota the Land of 10,000 lakes. One of them must have them. 😉

The internet REMAINS undefeated. 😂🤣😭

I spit water out of my nose when I saw this🤣🤣

Do you know

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How will I ever get cheese into those skinny tubes? 😩

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Keep them coming. I really enjoy these with the comments ☺️

I’ve had a blast in the comments yesterday and today. I enjoy the people I chat with on here, sometimes more than others. Even the bf has cracked up at some of the replies😂

bf? rut roh 😆 🤣

Ugh. Oh, where to begin🤦‍♀️😂

Well, at least your C Phobia has been cured 😊 I'm happy for you 💜

Did I say anything about a cure? Poor guy puts up with me, though🤪

Do I just find the almonds, pecans, walnuts, raisins, and M&Ms on the trail and then mix them together??

I have chickens, but I will be damned if I can find where they lay their nuggets. I’ve looked everywhere.

@Debaruni11 I'm afraid to hunt a Buffalo for wings 😂

@Debaruni11 😆😆

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That is awesomely clever!!! Love it.🔥

I love the internet sometimes🤣

"I don't even know how to milk an almond" I GOTCHU homie.

How do you tell which charms are lucky 😆

@wysterial73 How do I become the king of burgers? 🍔

@wysterial73 😂😂

Fkn dead 🤣😂🤣😅😭😭

If we ever had to provide for ourselves again, a lot of people would not make it😂

I'm a decent shot, those clay pots and tin cans didn't stand a chance 🤣

I was on my varsity rifle team, and got a letter, so I can hold my own😁

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I guess she's SOL... 😂

Little Debbie is safe for one more day😆

@grok where does little Debbie , muffin man and Keebler elves live these are real world problems coming so we must know .

It’s so easy to milk an almond! What joy! I soak a cup of almonds my blender for 6 to 8 hours in the fridge. Next, I blend for 1 minute to be sure everything is all broken down. Then pour it through cheese cloth inside of a large clean jar! Voilà! Lasts for 3 days.

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@MarriaClassic It's been proven animal milk is for the animal it comes from.

@MarriaClassic And it’s delicious for me, too😁

Nawww when yall see Mike & Ike… send them boys to me!!!

Let's be real and point out the obvious. If shit hit the fan tomorrow and the grocery stores went dark, the vast majority of Americans wouldn't last a single week. Theyd be out there in their designer camo that still has the tags on, waving a gun they barely know how to load, trying to negotiate with a squirrel. Your door dash points don't matter now do they? I mean let's be honest, Most of y'all aren't making it. Your "hunting skills" consist of driving to the local grocery store. Survival instincts? Yours died the day you started letting your phone tell you when to stand up and get 10,000 steps. The closest you've come to foraging is opening a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Meanwhile, a small, stubborn slice of us—the ones who refused to trade freedom for safety nets and participation trophies—will be just fine. We'll be out there hunting, fishing, trapping, foraging, and fixing what’s broken while you’re still arguing with your smart fridge about why it’s out of oat milk. We didn’t outsource our manhood (or womanhood) to the government. We kept the old skills alive. So keep doing you, champions. Keep pounding that fake ultra-processed slop, stacking those EBT cards like they’re Pokémon, and waiting for Uncle Sam to tuck you in with a universal basic income and a participation ribbon. It’s worked out great so far, right? FAFO. When the grid drops and the real world comes knocking, don’t come crying to the people who actually know how to skin a deer. We’ll be too busy eating.

Where is the land 'o lakes so I can get my butter?

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She had the nerve to have a tear on her face. Black people are so unserious 🤣🤣

Where’s the cottage with the cheese?

“How many grapes I have to crush to make kool aid?” “Where in Kentucky is all the fried chicken?” “What if I get to Popeyes and he sold out? I dont eat spinach.”

Where do I find the miracles and what am I supposed to whip them with?

It’s people like this who make me feel so much better about myself 😂

how do i milk a carnation?

Little Debbie lives in Chattanooga Tennessee actually.

I don't even have a computer so how am I supposed to cook the spam.

What part of the pork do I get the rinds?

Where do I find a Chocolate Moose?

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Who's on the charcuterie board and how do they decide who gets it?

That straight up slaps.