The conquering hero returns from another tough battle on the golf course.

Look at those eyes. And here I was thinking no one could look higher than Jr.

I’m actually shocked that specimen of fitness eats more McDonalds than anyone. Shocked.

The more shit he puts on his dumb shirts the more he looks like this.

What an insecure little man. He adorns himself with the trappings of the Presidency but he’s no longer the President and never will be again. Give it up dude.

The Seal on his 5xl golf shirt is f*cking the best part.

That's my President 💞

Good Lord. Look at Fat Elvis lumbering through the hallways of Mar-a-Lago greeting supporters. Donald Trump just doesn’t look well. A sweaty and fatigued mess.

The Battle of Sand Trap #3 will go down in infamy

Right over to the bacon & egg station for a few more clogged arteries.