💥The Crack Burger @CaptKylePatriots

He lost me when he jumped up to make dinner.

The reason they said cooked and crumbled bacon is because then you can still have the burger med or rare ~ but if you add RAW BACON ~ you better be cooking those burger DONE & WELL DONE~

You lost me when your wife made you cook dinner.

Im so disappointed in your bread choice, my man. This video was fire up to that point.

I’d be ashamed to tell anyone that I jumped at my wife’s snap, much less that I knew what it meant when she did that.

So I beat the shit out of her and made myself a burger to calm down. Fixed it for ya.

To go through all that trouble just to eat it with white bread. 😬

No more than one tbs of sour cream. And use spicy crumbled sausage instead of bacon, but top the burger with a couple strips of bacon. I can get with the ranch seasoning, but go lighter. Top with cheap yellow cheese, some mustard, Toasted cibatta. Flavor town. Pop. me.

Why is this guy’s wife snapping her fingers at him?

I mean if your wife snaps her fingers and you do dinner sounds like some one else wears the pants in the relationship I wonder with how many dudes she’s been unfaithful to you my guy you look like a beta simp wake the fuck up and smell reality

WTF kind of welfare burger is that? That's probably Wonder Bread. Not even the courtesy of Texas toast. Seriously, I feel bad for the burger.

He didn't go with hamburger bread, he went with 2 slices of bread, oh,.. you know he got that ghetto in him. 😆🤣😂

Cook your bacon first, especially if you like a rare- medium well burger

I would’ve deleted the part where the wife comes home from the gym and finger snaps you off the couch to make dinner. 😂 F THAT!

Lost me at the ranch powder, from that point its just the MSG doing its thing...

Toast that bread

Tried it-it was ok but and fell apart too easy. Flavor was good but not to the point of giving it the “Crack” title…although I’ve never tried crack-bit if I imagine it being an awesome burger to be addicted to…not there yet. Anyone have a true “Crack Burger” Recipe? Share it!!!

This guy’s personality is obnoxious as shit and jumping up to cook for a finger snapping wife is as beta as it gets. Don’t put this garbage in my feed

Where's the baking soda? 🤔

What’s your beef with using a bun

This looked great til you put it on some fucking wonder bread. You need a good bun with your burger, bro.

Bro…Square bread!?!

She snaps her fingers after the gym ? Sheeeeeeit home boy has the script flipped "BETA"

That’s the most disgusting “beef” I’ve ever seen

I have trust issues with this guy since the strawberry ice cream bread…

Steak approved Needs onions 🧅 too? What do you think

He eating with the sandwich bread, my boy official!✊🏽😝

It’s the monosodium glutamate in Ranch seasoning I can’t have, unfortunately, I’m sure they are delicious though.

You lost me when your wife came home and snapped her fingers and you jumped. Pussy!

This is gonna happen, minus the poison packet, over a fire 🔥 at the campground this weekend. Yum.

You lost me at the snap. Weak

Wife snaps her fingers at me, we're going 50/50 on bills

That laugh is horrendous

Please cook the bacon first then add it - almost died from under cooked bacon- it was extremely bad - violently ill for weeks in the hospital- something I will never forget- otherwise carry on. I make carrot bacon in air fryer now-

I think the sour cream is for the ranch seasoning. You could mix that prior and add it - just kinda guessing as sour cream is the base for the ranch dressing seasoning . (I wonder if pre-mixing the ranch stuff would change the flavor) I do like adding the raw bacon as opposed to cooked since you are cooking it and it adds some more grease to it Just a guess. Does matter, making this this weekend!