The curtains don’t match the drapes. 😆😂🤪

@honeygirl1978 Who is the unfortunate soul that has to paint that blimp? What an awful gig!

The media won’t tell you, and woke liberals are clueless: Trump’s roaring comeback is driven by everyday Americans fed up with soaring bills, not obsessed about a dozen genders or the right to a transgender bathroom. #AbookThatChangesEverything #TrumpWon

@JJaazzee1 I’m more concerned about the elevator not making it all the way to the top floor

First of all, curtains and drapes are the same thing!! The correct expression is: The CARPET doesn’t match the drapes! And it refers to hair color on your head vs pubes.

Yeah, ethics and principals went out the door Jan 6th. It's fucking guerilla warfare now!

He does his own spray tans

#camelthroat

@MalcolmNance I think you mean the carpet doesn’t match the drapes. Cause drapes and curtains mean the same thing.

And he thinks he looks good like that? For like 30 years he's been using cheap crappy spray tan and his pasty/ghoulish complexion shows it.