The darkest "send this to her with 'us'"...

part 2

Relationship goals

This is what they took from us

Did she get taken or did you slip up and she escaped?

@thincrustis you know this is a skit right? because if it wasn't she wouldn't have been able to post the video...

@CovfefeAnon Are you retarded, my guy?

@CovfefeAnon 100% and thats why I make more money than you.

@CovfefeAnon

@CovfefeAnon That' interesting because I'm looking at your pornhub history and it's full of tranny porn...

@CovfefeAnon Dont leave out the Brazilian fart porn, dude.

Doesn't even stir the powder. Valid lock down tbh. She's clearly a monster

who gave her a recording device

We all know that "Rodney" is actually just the hospital orderly.

How Rodney has to deal with his ugly ginger foid:

"Stay at home girlfriend" is a lot of words for "lazy".

Notice she's not out getting run-through, getting shitty tattoos, eating too much, or murdering infants. Jes sayin...

Just making up imaginary scenarios to be upset about

Women write romance novels with this exact plot

That woman’s primary mission right now should be passing on those lovely redhead genetics. How about a stay at home mom instead of girlfriend?

Is this some type of fiod fantasy along the lines of the Handmades Tale?

Rodney needs to find himself a girl that's not a psychopath on birth control. He deserves better

#Relationshipgoals

I refuse to believe this is real because it would require conceding the point that women can be funny

Rodney locked down a fitness influencer

Letting theater kids have social media was a mistake

The fuck did I just watch

How did her boyfriend lock the door and window chain from the outside?

This was basically my wife when we first got married: a human housecat. Except unlike Rodney, I knocked her up as soon as possible so she wouldn't be alone all day and had more to do.

The sad thing is she's only half-joking. Red-haired white women are the most psy-oped of them all. Irish women in particular went from the most conservative happy women to the most insane demonic loving freaks. They completely abandoned God so God completely abandoned them.

Does nothing all day???

House cat girlfriend

"I have no way of gauging time." she posts on a cellphone

And she lived happily ever after.

I assume this is some bizarre attempt at a parody or some other thing I'm just not sophisticated enough to understand Either way, "women deserve less"

This is why I just keep mine in a crate, too many escape routes available in an open floorplan. Sometimes, you have to minimize to maximize. Simplicity is key.

Could save a few steps and chain her to a radiator

Which book is it?

Is that Sadie sink?

her tiktok account makes me wanna move to nyc

Yeah, it's pretty inspiring

Women don’t exist when they are alone

Imagine being given theoretically almost infinite freedom to do what you want (besides a few menial house chores) and you still complain like an ungrateful bitch

Don't worry, baby. You're only a stay at home "girlfriend." That's a guarantee that he'll dump you back at your parents' doorstep anywhere in the next 8 years.

Unironically the future of all women in America if lindsey clancy walks. Yall cant be trusted out in society with those hormones!