the dreaded hello kitty gf....

bro.....

I know it’s a joke n all but as someone who’s been there I’m dead serious when I say DO NOT DATE THE HELLO KITTY WOMAN WEARING A BUNCH OF PINK! DO NOT! I don’t care HOW down bad you are. Marrying your hand is preferable to dealing with the deep trauma of a hello kitty woman

notice how the dudes room was all disgusting with trash everywhere. but he’s judging her for decorating…. ok

at that point, i'd leave

I won’t fall for this propaganda. Kuromi is better anyway

Idk getting a gf and becoming Papyrus

Unrealistic, where are her wrist scars

i’ll take one for the team

I mean if my girlfriend likes hello kitty of ALL sanrio characters then id be disapointed

My ex was a Barbie collector, I collect comic book and videogame anti-hero statues. We set up our office with one half her's and one half mine. It looked like something Twoface would have thought of.

He died not because he was murdered but because he simply could not handle her

Still preferable to the girls who use dating apps to sell porn.

I know someone super into Hello Kitty. Stabbed a cop in the chest right in front of me. (NOT JOKING)

These women do not exist but I know a lot of guys who wished they did.

I stand by what he says “You only live once” so, never turn down a hello kitty girl.

weak ass pussy shit. if you cant handle a sanrio girly, you dont deserve anyone and will probably die alone

I like pink a lot and keep getting mistaken for a Hello Kitty Girl. 💀 I don’t like Hello Kitty, and not a big fan of Sanrio. I had a friend once that loved Hello Kitty. She habitually got mad at me for not replying 24/7 because I worked full time. Called me a bad friend :’)

Hello kitty gf meets Warhammer bf (They both don't bathe)

I don’t get it 👀

Well he is right you only live once

Don't trust people who like My Melody or Hello Kitty.

Poor mecoboy

A win is a win

And I have infinite Kuromi's, it would balance out 🤣

I need a Kuromi gf to ruin my life.

I dated one a long time ago, she couldnt handle my power level and erased all aspects of her social media to avoid me.

Yay, another skeleton