The field is calling

The ground ball double plays are calling!

This would be a lot cooler if they didn’t absolutely suck right now

Bench Bohm and give Bryce 1B today, Hill to RF

Too bad this team can’t even win Wheeler and Sanchez starts anymore and today is a punt game

Iconic

read the room @Phillies. Look at the comments. If your players don’t care, we don’t care.

the double play is calling

What’s the point? You’re not even gonna score

This team was born to ground into 4 double plays on this field

It’s absolutely appalling that this game is televised on Netflix. This game and all the games should be televised for free on TV. But I guess the mighty dollar is more precious than your fan base. Shame!

don't pick up cause it's just gonna say the phillies suck

Not tonight. Thsts for sure. Rain is calling.

Phillies shitting all over themselves on Netflix while in Iowa. Who cares

Absolute cinema.

28 just grounded into a double play

@RitAlin20s Double plays, WILL be hit into.

offseason is calling fucktard

Can’t wait for yet another 0-1 run performance by this offense

Stott is the future

Terence: They'll Watch The Game, And It'll Be As If They Dipped Themselves In Magic Waters. The Memories Will Be So Thick, They'll Have To Brush Them Away From Their Faces. People Will Come, Ray. Ray: But It's The Phillies. Terence: Ok, Maybe Not.

The cornfields are not ready for the Phanatic's 4 wheeler

Kevin Long should be calling the unemployment office

We don’t care

This would go a lot harder if the team wasn’t stale dogshit thanks Dave!

As an Iowan it’s like Amazon levels of humidity here right now. I feel so bad for the person in the Phanatic costume. 🥵

The Phillies sure aren’t answering. Only good thing about missing the playoffs is that Dave will be gone and we can hopefully blow up this core

Swing and a miss

Phil stars will have center stage to show the world how F’n god damn terrible and disinterested they are.

Sucks that I have to watch. I need a break after the last month of futility

At least they will lose somewhere cool

@icourtneycries

Let's not turn "The Field of Dreams" into "The Field of Nightmares" Better step up your performance. This is the place Where Dreams Come True

Well at least this year they can do one thing right. Their video production this year has been fire! First the all-star video packages and now this.

So is McDonald’s

The offense will once again be infected by Kevin Long, Bohm is gonna ground into 3 double plays and fling his helmet into the stalks, Nola will be serving up meatballs with a side of creamed corn, Kody Clemens will hit a revenge bomb - it’s not ludicrous, it’s inevitable.