“The first is an executive order, the Biden administration launched while you called a war on showers”

This is insane.

Do you think Biden secured the border? Biden: "Lets get something straight about the border: When I became president, the numbers came way down."

Oh look he’s playing president

Biden's orders are a far cry from Trump’s circus acts. While he plays with showers, real leaders tackle real issues. Priorities, folks!

Only Trump could look at drought, energy costs, and climate change and decide the real enemy was… the showerhead.

This is what happens when a bloated ego and a dried-up brain start negotiating with a showerhead. Governor @realDonaldTrump out here ranting about his “beautiful hair” like the real crisis in America is low water pressure — meanwhile, the actual crisis is that the climate is collapsing, aquifers are drying up, and entire states are on track to run out of clean water within a generation. But sure, let’s pretend choice means deregulating dishwashers and bringing back plastic straws while simultaneously: Stripping bodily autonomy from women, Banning lifesaving healthcare for trans kids, Criminalizing abortion, Gutting environmental protections, and Forcing pregnancies like it’s Gilead. Because apparently, “freedom” only applies to faucets and lightbulbs. 🟥 This isn’t about common sense. 🟥 It’s not about consumer rights. 🟥 And it sure as hell isn’t about the future. It’s about manufactured outrage—one more page in the authoritarian playbook designed to distract you with fake battles while they loot the country, deregulate the planet, and stomp on everyone’s rights under the banner of “patriotism.” And let’s be real: no executive order is gonna stop the reality that clean water is a limited resource. Corporations already know it. Cities already know it. Farmers damn sure know it. But here’s Governor Trump, pretending the biggest threat to American life is a low-flow toilet. 📢 This isn’t policy—it’s performative white grievance theater, starring a man who can’t tell the difference between a showerhead and a crisis. And while he cries about water pressure and paper straws dissolving in his Diet Coke, the rest of us are screaming into the void about our actual futures: Whether our kids will be able to grow up on a livable planet, Whether our cities will survive rising seas and burning forests, Whether we’ll have enough water to drink, farm, and live—at all. So yeah, we care about the future. Not just the next election cycle—but the next generation. And Governor Trump? He’s out here regulating based on how fast his scalp gets wet. The only thing “drip, drip, drip” in this country is the slow erosion of sanity every time this man opens his mouth. –Don’t Blink.

Idiocracy couldn’t have written a better script

Oh, For Fuck’s Sake!!

Speaking of a war on showers, I've heard Trump's oder described "armpits, ketchup, makeup and a little butt"(actual quote). Rumor has it that he was kicked out of a high-end NYC restaurant due to guest complaints (unconfirmed).

The States control shower heads.

Of course they don’t actually explain in detail what the actual regulations put in place were for. Just wants to say he’s reversing something of Biden’s. Assclown.

This can't be real 🤣

Great Leader, in his infinite courage and bravery, with the power of a 1000 warriors, will lead the great liberation movement for shower heads, sprinkling freedom on us, like a blessed patriotic energizing water from the skies!

😂 they are not serious people 🎪

The King of Water has spoken. Wasn't this a Seinfeld episode - when Kramer went to the Russians for the good stuff?

LOL. Always distract. Always.

JC

They just "weld" it right in that plastic shower head.

Id like to “drip drip” him through a freakin sewage pipe which is where he belongs

There isn’t enough water pressure to flush this POS in a gold toilet

"You remember this one, right grandpa? Let me refresh your memory. Actually, it doesn't matter just sign here. Good boy."

What a freak show

Golden?

Trump is all about showers Golden showers in his Golden Age!

So so so many things to address here, yet I scream.

Stoopid. Lawd!! He does nothing substantive nor positive. Damm

This read out before signing, is still fucking weird.

Yay, no more drip, drip, drip!

FINALLY addressing the most pressing issues of our time

Soo stupid

We can’t be this dumb can we??

Hahahaha, Biden’s Administration was such a clown show…🤣🤡

What a clown show🤡🤡🤡

How did someone vote for this 🤡