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The first rule of programming! If it works, don't touch it!

Marko Denic

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Marko Denic2 years ago

If you think this is relatable, wait until you see this one:

Marko Denic2 years ago

Forget memes, go do a few certifications. 😀

Nithin2 years ago

That is a very bad attitude to have! It will only hinder progress. Maybe invest in automated testing and avoid most catastrophes like this.

Rajesh 𝕏2 years ago

The second rule of programming: If it doesn't work, blame the intern/tutor! 😅😛😁

alegator2 years ago

Breaking things is a natural part of the learning process that should actually be encouraged. If junior devs are able to meaningfully break something, that reflects poorly on the senior devs for making brittle systems.

PYTHONIST2 years ago

lol

Marko Denic2 years ago

😁

Dheeraj Mehra2 years ago

Good one @denicmarko Might happen with Legacy code modernization if someone over-relies on GenAI without any guardrail support & human-in-the-loop…🤓

FH -Y Booster2 years ago

Broken gets fixed Janky lasts forever

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