The first thing to in a hotel

Why do these videos never suggest just setting up a falling anvil? Would be a far superior defence mechanism

I must have some sort of “scary-looking-black-dude” privilege, because I legitimately don’t think about any of this when I’m in a hotel. I mean, there was that one time the housecleaning lady walked in on me as I was rolling out of bed, but aside from that, nothing has crossed my mind. Sneak into my room without permission and you’re getting mauled.

Do you have a bounty on your head or something

I’ve worked in hotels for 37 years. This is psychotic behavior.

This is cool… until you have a medical emergency and they can’t get in lol

Another one,early morning

She forgot the ninjas swinging through the windows and frogmen coming through toilet. What about the AC vent accesses? The guy in a Halloween mask hiding in closet. Rookie. Haha

Seems like the first thing you did was put on our PJs and set up the camera gear to film this.

Her house gonna be something like this

You should have checked for bedbugs also 😂

So at 2:30AM the fire alarm goes off. They later find your burned corpse next to the door with about half of the DIY security locks undone.

Good lord… stay home.

I save time.

But you know there’s a thin line between paranoia and security consciousness. This feels like paranoia to me. My opinion, though.

Imagine going for a vacation to relax and having to worry about your safety

Women come up with one horrible idea after another. No wonder most end up alone and with cats.

Time to check out by time you’ve finished all that 🤦🏼‍♂️

The legend says she was still doing it until it was time to check out.

With this level of paranoia, maybe you should just book a different hotel.

Hotel has a fire. She dies because she can’t get out of the door

The guy watching her on the hidden camera is like wtf she crazy

I think she's on the run from either the mossad, some drug cartel or John Wick.

What if they're already in the room after you do all of that shit to the only exit

I cannot imagine what her home would be like

Haha this is the funniest shit. She should push the TV stand against the door too and sleep on the floor to avoid stray bullets.

Dear lord, if you're that paranoid, you shouldn't be traveling.

Honey, stay at home

Does she work for the CIA or something? Maybe she is a double agent bought off by China? Trying to figure out the reason for the insane level of paranoia. Jason Bourne did not do 1/3rd of this stuff, and he was being hunted 24/7.

just so you know you're more likely to be robbed at your house than any hotel

Imagine doing all this then forgetting you ordered room service

What the hell kinda neighborhood are u staying at?

LMAOO who am I Liam Neeson? Take a gun, put it on the night stand. Make sure everyone's shxt is ready to go in the morning. Man sleeps in bed closest to the door with one eye open.

FFS, this is much easier...

WTF didn't check for bedbugs? LMAO