The first thing to in a hotel

Welcome to the Hotel Paranoia You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!

If you gonna live like a prisoner might as well stay at home

Who TF is she hiding from. FBI, CIA, NSA, HLS, Interpol?

There's a fire in the hotel....boom you're the recepient of a free cremation. 🤯

I've said it before - first thing she does is change into PJs then set up the tripod

One day you’ll die in a hotel fire

Or you could just stay at an actually nice hotel instead of being cheap

If you’re gonna do all this for a single night maybe it’s better if you just stay at home

Fucking nut job. Just stay home. By the time your done doing all this shit, it’ll be checkout time.

What sort of hotels do you stay in? 😂

I am sorely disappointed that she didn't sleep under the bed.

If it’s the first thing you do, how are you already in your pajamas?

It's sad to see someone feels they have to do all this to feel safe. To live life with that fear can be draining.

@PlottPalmTrees That's a lot to have to go through just to stay in a motel room. Why not just buy a gun?

Second thing...Don't forget to take paranoia medication

Good until there is a fire and you need to get out of there quickly.

First thing I do is hack the A/C.

Right after this my wife would ask me to go fill up the ice bucket, but I understand.... :)

God damn girl stay at home then Jesus 🤦🏼‍♀️

You forgot to check for bedbugs! Lol

Absolute fucking weirdo. If you have to do all this shit to stay in a hotel, maybe don’t leave ur house.

Might I suggest you take a psychiatrist too?

no it's not. You put on your PJ's and fuzzy slippers. I call B.S.

Wow. The trauma that led to this behavior must have been horrific .... is she scanning for listing devices??? Whos gonna record some random in a hotel room ... the stazi were looking for subversive behavior. What would hot blond chickie-poo be hiding

Don't even bother to stay at one if you are that bad

Paranoia paranoia everybody’s coming to get me.

Paranoid schizofrenia is one hell of an illness. What's next? A pack of claymores hooked to a motion sensor?

She forgot to burn sage.

If you really need this high security of level, you better not stay in hotel?

If you got to do all of that you should stay home.

This is why you should pay for a better hotel and not a shitty one. Then you don't need to turn your room into fort knox 😂

All that and no gun?

As a firefighter, I pray your building never goes up.