-The full Torrid Haul if anyone cares

-Great, so we jump straight from an Amazon Haul to a Torrid Haul -She says the tighter dressers will look better on her “as she continues to lose weight”

-Weekly Amazon haul -omfg she bought another pair of those black flats she’s been wearing since like 2015 -Ice trays, sheets and pillowcases, another makeup bag even though she bought one like a month ago, 5 packs of wax melts, a bath mat, 2 more Dossier perfumes

-Says she used to need help with everything “but thankfully I don’t have to deal with that anymore” (more like the people who had to HELP YOU don’t have to deal with it anymore but w/e) -Preaching about not taking things for granted and how much she loves life now

-Even though she has trash valet, she’s going to the dumpster because “there’s something rewarding and satisfying about taking your own trash out. I know a lot of people don’t get it or understand, but I do. I used to not be able to cut a cucumber without sitting down”

-Makes a cottage cheese and mustard Tiffany Plate™️ -Says she hasn’t had time to vlog bc she’s been SO busy all day, she filmed an hour long “let’s talk” video and had other “odds and ends” to do

42 minutes…. 🫡🔫 (recap thread)

-Awesome, after jumping straight from an Amazon haul to a Torrid haul, we now jump to a Lego haul -Talking about how she’s always been obsessed with dinosaurs and then pulls out a giant T-Rex Lego that cost $250

-Oh my god, kill me, she’s talking about Katy Perry going to space. Conspiracy Theory Lynn puts on her “the moon landing was fake” voice and talks about how the Katy Perry thing didn’t actually happen

-“If I went to space I’d be looking out into space but she was just staring at a flower” -“Why fake it? I’m a big conspiracy theorist when it comes to space, I genuinely believe half the time astronauts aren’t in space” -I legit don’t care

-Talking about how ppl came for her for buying a new litter box every month and was wasting plastic -“I want to do as many good things as I can for the Earth” girl…saying this while doing weekly Amazon hauls and after getting exposed for throwing away wash cloths is crazy

-Making excuses for all the shit she buys by saying that she has irrational paranoia and her brain tells her things need to be replaced bc they’re “contaminated” and that’s why she’s replacing everything in her kitchen 👍🏼

-Talking about how her childhood was traumatic and she didn’t know real love and was “molded by toxicity” so she “didn’t know how to behave like a normal person” and so she made mistakes in her past bc she didn’t know any better

-Going out with Mamalynn and a “friend”, eating Pickle Ball chips in the car -Eating at a Chinese restaurant. The friend is there but Amber won’t say their name or show them on camera so I guess we won’t be getting any new side characters -Boring bingo hall footage

-Her friend introduced her to another friend who Amber says was “so sweet” and that they “jived really well” -Great, so 30 minutes in and we finally get to the “my mom is suing me” part: it was a joke Mamalynn told at bingo. I’m reporting the video for clickbait lmao

-Oracle cards. We’ve seen at least 10 different decks at the point -The universe tells her which cards to pick, and she says the cards are telling her to “clock into the weight loss factory” and to “wear what she wants and be confident”

-She made a tiktok of herself eating a cottage cheese plate, says “a lot of people do this on tiktok” -Oh my fucking god she posts the video and it’s the exact same style as the Tiffany girl who makes those tiktoks -Thank god it’s over -Comment section gems:

She is absolutely DELUSIONAL!! Amber you are NOT A SIZE 4X! For her to actually think any of these should be worn in public?! That they look good? They don’t even remotely fit!!!

Like she can’t even pull the entire dress down over her stomachs… something is wrong with her and it’s too bad she has no friends to tell her the truth…

A) those clothes are too small for her and B) she has the most horrendous taste

LMFAO all I can think of is when she wore that dress backwards cause she thought the “chest piece” that was supposed to be in the back belonged in front

She also likes the tag hanging off the back

I commented before I heard the rest of it. There’s nothing cute about this.

That’s why Amber always wear something to cover her back 😳 she has no neck!

I mean, the fact that even her own mother doesn’t tell her the truth about this clothing on her… her mom must hate her 😭😬

Humpback whale 🤢

The last two look nice

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ "As someone with wide feet, these fit perfectly." - Sisi V.