The funniest things Mark’s ever said

popped out the womb with a beard and lost it in the war is probably one of my favorite things anyone has ever said

His Mom knows what's up 😏 #amd

i love the second one bc it has "at age 6 i was born without a face" energy

Oranges are apple's natural predator is the funniest shit I've ever heard from another person. It's so fucking random and at the same time it's kinda reasonable? I love that quote.

I prefer the apples one just on the basis of the utter duress in his voice as he says it

The second quote feels like a solid snake quote you’d hear in a dream

It’s gotta be the gargoyle. Put it in your recording room mark it’s your “funniest thing you’ve ever said” charm

I needed this today 😭

I still love "eat my ass, There's no room"