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The gas-station crowd at 2 a.m. hits different these days. You pull up, kill the engine, and the vibe shifts the second you step inside. Fluorescent lights buzzing, stale coffee, faint Pine-Sol. The cashier behind the counter is mid-30s, broad shoulders under a faded company polo, stubble, tired but...

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#MarkKnopfler 🎼Romeo and Juliet 💝 #DireStraits 🎵 A lovestruck Romeo sings the streets a serenade Laying everybody low with a love song that he made Finds a streetlight, steps out of the shade Says something like, "You and me babe, how about it?" Juliet says, "Hey, it's Romeo, you nearly gimme a heart attack" He's underneath the window She's singing, "Hey la, my boyfriend's back You shouldn't come around here singing up at people like that Anyway, what ya gonna do about it?" "Juliet, the dice was loaded from the start And I bet, when you exploded into my heart And I forget, I forget The movie song When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong? Juliet" Come up on different streets, they both were streets of shame Both dirty, both mean, yes and the dream was just the same And I dreamed your dream for you, and now your dream is real How can you look at me as I was just another one of your deals? Well you can fall for chains of silver, you can fall for chains of gold You can fall for pretty strangers and the promises they hold You promised me everything You promised me thick and thin, yeah Now you just say, "Oh Romeo, yeah, you know I used to have a scene with him" "Juliet, when we made love you used to cry You said I love you like the stars above, I'll love you 'til I die There's a place for us (You know the movie song) When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong? Juliet" "I can't do the talk like they talk on the TV And I can't do a love song like the way it's meant to be I can't do everything, but I'd do anything for you I can't do anything except be in love with you And all I do is miss you, and the way we used to be All I do is keep the beat and the bad company And all I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme Juliet, I'd do the stars with you any time" "Juliet, when we made love you used to cry You said I love you like the stars above, I'll love you 'til I die There's a place for us (You know the movie song) When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong? Juliet" And a lovestruck Romeo sings the streets a serenade Laying everybody low with a love song that he made Finds a convenient streetlight, steps out of the shade Says something like, "You and me babe, how about it?" "You and me babe, how about it?"
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#MarkKnopfler 🎼Romeo and Juliet 💝 #DireStraits 🎵 A lovestruck Romeo sings the streets a serenade Laying everybody low with a love song that he made Finds a streetlight, steps out of the shade Says something like, "You and me babe, how about it?" Juliet says, "Hey, it's Romeo, you nearly gimme a heart attack" He's underneath the window She's singing, "Hey la, my boyfriend's back You shouldn't come around here singing up at people like that Anyway, what ya gonna do about it?" "Juliet, the dice was loaded from the start And I bet, when you exploded into my heart And I forget, I forget The movie song When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong? Juliet" Come up on different streets, they both were streets of shame Both dirty, both mean, yes and the dream was just the same And I dreamed your dream for you, and now your dream is real How can you look at me as I was just another one of your deals? Well you can fall for chains of silver, you can fall for chains of gold You can fall for pretty strangers and the promises they hold You promised me everything You promised me thick and thin, yeah Now you just say, "Oh Romeo, yeah, you know I used to have a scene with him" "Juliet, when we made love you used to cry You said I love you like the stars above, I'll love you 'til I die There's a place for us (You know the movie song) When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong? Juliet" "I can't do the talk like they talk on the TV And I can't do a love song like the way it's meant to be I can't do everything, but I'd do anything for you I can't do anything except be in love with you And all I do is miss you, and the way we used to be All I do is keep the beat and the bad company And all I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme Juliet, I'd do the stars with you any time" "Juliet, when we made love you used to cry You said I love you like the stars above, I'll love you 'til I die There's a place for us (You know the movie song) When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong? Juliet" And a lovestruck Romeo sings the streets a serenade Laying everybody low with a love song that he made Finds a convenient streetlight, steps out of the shade Says something like, "You and me babe, how about it?" "You and me babe, how about it?"

Dire Straits 🎸

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Dire Straits - Romeo And Juliet (Live)❤️ A lovestruck Romeo sings the streets a serenade Laying everybody low with a love song that he made Finds a streetlight, steps out of the shade Says something like, "You and me babe, how about it?" Juliet says, "Hey, it's Romeo, you nearly gimme a heart attack" He's underneath the window She's singing, "Hey la, my boyfriend's back You shouldn't come around here singing up at people like that Anyway, what ya gonna do about it?" "Juliet, the dice was loaded from the start And I bet, when you exploded into my heart And I forget, I forget The movie song When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong? Juliet" Come up on different streets, they both were streets of shame Both dirty, both mean, yes and the dream was just the same And I dreamed your dream for you, and now your dream is real How can you look at me as I was just another one of your deals? Well you can fall for chains of silver, you can fall for chains of gold You can fall for pretty strangers and the promises they hold You promised me everything You promised me thick and thin, yeah Now you just say, "Oh Romeo, yeah, you know I used to have a scene with him" "Juliet, when we made love you used to cry You said I love you like the stars above, I'll love you 'til I die There's a place for us (You know the movie song) When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong? Juliet" "I can't do the talk like they talk on the TV And I can't do a love song like the way it's meant to be I can't do everything, but I'd do anything for you I can't do anything except be in love with you And all I do is miss you, and the way we used to be All I do is keep the beat and the bad company And all I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme Juliet, I'd do the stars with you any time" "Juliet, when we made love you used to cry You said I love you like the stars above, I'll love you 'til I die There's a place for us (You know the movie song) When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong? Juliet" And a lovestruck Romeo sings the streets a serenade Laying everybody low with a love song that he made Finds a convenient streetlight, steps out of the shade Says something like, "You and me babe, how about it?" "You and me babe, how about it?"
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Dire Straits - Romeo And Juliet (Live)❤️ A lovestruck Romeo sings the streets a serenade Laying everybody low with a love song that he made Finds a streetlight, steps out of the shade Says something like, "You and me babe, how about it?" Juliet says, "Hey, it's Romeo, you nearly gimme a heart attack" He's underneath the window She's singing, "Hey la, my boyfriend's back You shouldn't come around here singing up at people like that Anyway, what ya gonna do about it?" "Juliet, the dice was loaded from the start And I bet, when you exploded into my heart And I forget, I forget The movie song When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong? Juliet" Come up on different streets, they both were streets of shame Both dirty, both mean, yes and the dream was just the same And I dreamed your dream for you, and now your dream is real How can you look at me as I was just another one of your deals? Well you can fall for chains of silver, you can fall for chains of gold You can fall for pretty strangers and the promises they hold You promised me everything You promised me thick and thin, yeah Now you just say, "Oh Romeo, yeah, you know I used to have a scene with him" "Juliet, when we made love you used to cry You said I love you like the stars above, I'll love you 'til I die There's a place for us (You know the movie song) When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong? Juliet" "I can't do the talk like they talk on the TV And I can't do a love song like the way it's meant to be I can't do everything, but I'd do anything for you I can't do anything except be in love with you And all I do is miss you, and the way we used to be All I do is keep the beat and the bad company And all I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme Juliet, I'd do the stars with you any time" "Juliet, when we made love you used to cry You said I love you like the stars above, I'll love you 'til I die There's a place for us (You know the movie song) When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong? Juliet" And a lovestruck Romeo sings the streets a serenade Laying everybody low with a love song that he made Finds a convenient streetlight, steps out of the shade Says something like, "You and me babe, how about it?" "You and me babe, how about it?"

Dire Straits 🎸

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In The Godfather (1972), this was the hardest scene for Al Pacino to film and he got almost himself fired. Coppola simply asked him “Okay, here’s the thing. You passing around the candies you go to the different people and then you take the girl who’s your wife and you waltz. You do a whilst then you go off in the car.” Pacino said, “Francis you want me to talk in Italian to these people that I’m passing the candies. I don’t speak Italian.” Coppola replied, “Just say anything, whatever you know, I mean double talk later because I’m way up with the camera we’ll get it later you know don’t worry about it things just waltz around with the girls” “Then get in the car and take off.' Pacino then revealed, “I don’t drive.” Coppola got so disappointed that he was like: “Why did I pick him? Why him?”
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In The Godfather (1972), this was the hardest scene for Al Pacino to film and he got almost himself fired. Coppola simply asked him “Okay, here’s the thing. You passing around the candies you go to the different people and then you take the girl who’s your wife and you waltz. You do a whilst then you go off in the car.” Pacino said, “Francis you want me to talk in Italian to these people that I’m passing the candies. I don’t speak Italian.” Coppola replied, “Just say anything, whatever you know, I mean double talk later because I’m way up with the camera we’ll get it later you know don’t worry about it things just waltz around with the girls” “Then get in the car and take off.' Pacino then revealed, “I don’t drive.” Coppola got so disappointed that he was like: “Why did I pick him? Why him?”

Emir Han

158,823 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Imagine your entire tool trailer gets stolen — again. But this time, you were ready. AirTags hidden on every major tool and the trailer itself start pinging. You track the signal an hour away… and boom — your gear is sitting right there. Police show up, write the report, get the warrant. But the thieves scatter when they see the cops coming back. You’re told you can’t just grab your stuff yet — “it’s an active investigation.” Next morning at 7 a.m., you roll up with your camera rolling. Cops tell you to leave. Homeowner says get off the property. You push back: “Check the serial numbers — these are stolen!” They still won’t let you take them. So you do what any fed-up craftsman would do…You wait, then take EVERY SINGLE TOOL back yourself. A few days later the cop calls: “Where’d the tools go?” You: “No idea what you’re talking about.” 😂 Not only did you get your own gear back — you tracked down the other stolen tools and returned them to their rightful owners. 👊 Thieves, he even left you a message at the end showing his new heavy-duty puck locks and tongue locks: “Good luck next time.” This is what happens when you fight back smart. AirTags + zero patience for thieves = satisfying justice. Would YOU go hunt your stolen stuff down like this?
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Imagine your entire tool trailer gets stolen — again. But this time, you were ready. AirTags hidden on every major tool and the trailer itself start pinging. You track the signal an hour away… and boom — your gear is sitting right there. Police show up, write the report, get the warrant. But the thieves scatter when they see the cops coming back. You’re told you can’t just grab your stuff yet — “it’s an active investigation.” Next morning at 7 a.m., you roll up with your camera rolling. Cops tell you to leave. Homeowner says get off the property. You push back: “Check the serial numbers — these are stolen!” They still won’t let you take them. So you do what any fed-up craftsman would do…You wait, then take EVERY SINGLE TOOL back yourself. A few days later the cop calls: “Where’d the tools go?” You: “No idea what you’re talking about.” 😂 Not only did you get your own gear back — you tracked down the other stolen tools and returned them to their rightful owners. 👊 Thieves, he even left you a message at the end showing his new heavy-duty puck locks and tongue locks: “Good luck next time.” This is what happens when you fight back smart. AirTags + zero patience for thieves = satisfying justice. Would YOU go hunt your stolen stuff down like this?

End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸

359,492 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

Trump: This is the weave, you know, a little weave, right? You know, they used to say, these are stupid people, they used to say he rambled, I don't ramble. I do a weave. You know what a weave is, it's a story, and as you're telling the story, you realize that there's a little offshoot, go up here, but the key is then you have to come back and then you're doing the story, you're getting down to bottom line and boom, you do another little weave, then sometimes you do a weave off a weave, it's here and that and then be it's called the wave and one guy got it right? A writer. They said Trump is a totally brilliant guy. He said he's the most, I’ve never said a thing because you always have to end up in the right place or then you're rambling, you know, then you're rambling. It’s like 15 different subplots. But no, I have a very, very fertile, very fertile brain
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Trump: This is the weave, you know, a little weave, right? You know, they used to say, these are stupid people, they used to say he rambled, I don't ramble. I do a weave. You know what a weave is, it's a story, and as you're telling the story, you realize that there's a little offshoot, go up here, but the key is then you have to come back and then you're doing the story, you're getting down to bottom line and boom, you do another little weave, then sometimes you do a weave off a weave, it's here and that and then be it's called the wave and one guy got it right? A writer. They said Trump is a totally brilliant guy. He said he's the most, I’ve never said a thing because you always have to end up in the right place or then you're rambling, you know, then you're rambling. It’s like 15 different subplots. But no, I have a very, very fertile, very fertile brain

Headquarters

991,443 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Sheriff Grady Judd is a national treasure—brutally honest! I dare you not to laugh. 😂😭😂 “He—when he walks in, you think, “Well, I’ve set up a deal with an ugly,” and I think you would all agree that this guy is an ugly woman, right? This is what you really get when the makeup comes off. You decide you’re gonna hook up with a woman—she comes in and she’s already uglier than a mud fence, right? And then, as you start to engage, you find out, “Hey, this dudette is a dude!” And look what he really looks like—he looks like he should’ve been in a Scarface movie somewhere. You find them in the bar at night, and you try to drink them pretty. Then you wake up the next morning and you see this. That’s what we call “Rolex ugly.” Rolex ugly is when you wake up in the morning, they’re laying on your arm, and your Rolex is still there—but you just chew your arm off and leave the Rolex, because you’ve got to get out of there.
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Sheriff Grady Judd is a national treasure—brutally honest! I dare you not to laugh. 😂😭😂 “He—when he walks in, you think, “Well, I’ve set up a deal with an ugly,” and I think you would all agree that this guy is an ugly woman, right? This is what you really get when the makeup comes off. You decide you’re gonna hook up with a woman—she comes in and she’s already uglier than a mud fence, right? And then, as you start to engage, you find out, “Hey, this dudette is a dude!” And look what he really looks like—he looks like he should’ve been in a Scarface movie somewhere. You find them in the bar at night, and you try to drink them pretty. Then you wake up the next morning and you see this. That’s what we call “Rolex ugly.” Rolex ugly is when you wake up in the morning, they’re laying on your arm, and your Rolex is still there—but you just chew your arm off and leave the Rolex, because you’ve got to get out of there.

I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸

53,908 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

An entire empire was overthrown over a two percent tax on a breakfast beverage. Look at what you tolerate now. You are taxed when you earn it. Taxed when you spend it. Taxed when you save it. Taxed when you invest it. And when you die, they tax whatever is left. That is not a system. That is a harvest. You commute in a car you paid sales tax to buy. You drive it on roads you were already taxed to build. You fill it with gas taxed by the gallon. When you sell that car, the next buyer pays sales tax on it again. The same car. Taxed every time it changes hands. You arrive at a job where your salary is cut before it ever touches your hands. If you work for yourself, you pay both sides. Two people on paper. Neither one keeps what they earned. Then you go home. Every bill you open has a government standing behind it with its hand out. You buy a house with money they already took their share of. Then they charge you property tax on it every year for the rest of your life. You want to renovate your own kitchen. You need a permit. You want to build a deck on your own land. You need a permit. You pay for the property. Then you pay for permission to use it. Stop paying property tax and they seize your home. Not because you missed a mortgage payment. Because you missed a payment to the government for the privilege of keeping what is already yours. You do not own your home. You rent it from the state. If you leave something behind for your children, they are taxed on what you were already taxed to earn. The same wealth. Taxed at every stage of your life. Then taxed one final time because you had the audacity to die. They found a way to monetize your absence. We are told this is the price of civilization. It is not. It is architecture. The most effective prison ever built is the one where the inmates believe they are free. They did not take your freedom. They priced you out of it. If you kept the full value of your labor, you would be free within years. Not decades. Years. The system cannot allow that. A machine built on consumption needs a consumer that never stops. You did not sign a social contract. You were assigned one. Now pay attention. They spent decades perfecting the extraction of your productivity. Now they are building the technology to replace you. AI is not coming for your job because corporations are greedy. It is coming because a system that already takes half your output just realized it can take all of it. Without needing you in the equation. You were never the point of this arrangement. You were the input. And the moment they engineer a cheaper one, you become a rounding error on a quarterly earnings call. They did not build AI to free you. They built it to finish what the tax code started. It was never about the tea. It was about the precedent. Today we hand over half our waking lives and thank them for the potholes. You do not live in a free economy. You live in a subscription you never signed up for. And the penalty for canceling is everything you have.
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An entire empire was overthrown over a two percent tax on a breakfast beverage. Look at what you tolerate now. You are taxed when you earn it. Taxed when you spend it. Taxed when you save it. Taxed when you invest it. And when you die, they tax whatever is left. That is not a system. That is a harvest. You commute in a car you paid sales tax to buy. You drive it on roads you were already taxed to build. You fill it with gas taxed by the gallon. When you sell that car, the next buyer pays sales tax on it again. The same car. Taxed every time it changes hands. You arrive at a job where your salary is cut before it ever touches your hands. If you work for yourself, you pay both sides. Two people on paper. Neither one keeps what they earned. Then you go home. Every bill you open has a government standing behind it with its hand out. You buy a house with money they already took their share of. Then they charge you property tax on it every year for the rest of your life. You want to renovate your own kitchen. You need a permit. You want to build a deck on your own land. You need a permit. You pay for the property. Then you pay for permission to use it. Stop paying property tax and they seize your home. Not because you missed a mortgage payment. Because you missed a payment to the government for the privilege of keeping what is already yours. You do not own your home. You rent it from the state. If you leave something behind for your children, they are taxed on what you were already taxed to earn. The same wealth. Taxed at every stage of your life. Then taxed one final time because you had the audacity to die. They found a way to monetize your absence. We are told this is the price of civilization. It is not. It is architecture. The most effective prison ever built is the one where the inmates believe they are free. They did not take your freedom. They priced you out of it. If you kept the full value of your labor, you would be free within years. Not decades. Years. The system cannot allow that. A machine built on consumption needs a consumer that never stops. You did not sign a social contract. You were assigned one. Now pay attention. They spent decades perfecting the extraction of your productivity. Now they are building the technology to replace you. AI is not coming for your job because corporations are greedy. It is coming because a system that already takes half your output just realized it can take all of it. Without needing you in the equation. You were never the point of this arrangement. You were the input. And the moment they engineer a cheaper one, you become a rounding error on a quarterly earnings call. They did not build AI to free you. They built it to finish what the tax code started. It was never about the tea. It was about the precedent. Today we hand over half our waking lives and thank them for the potholes. You do not live in a free economy. You live in a subscription you never signed up for. And the penalty for canceling is everything you have.

Dustin

27,758 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Good morning… A mellow west coast version…just for the fun of it. “You drop every week, but no one keeps a single word Bot-streams in the basement, but you want the biggest stage on earth Gold record on the wall, but the room stays a grave Don't ask about the tickets, that's the only thing I ask You rent the street like a hire car for the show Nice neighborhood, a diploma, mommy's car, but on camera you're raw Tattoo above the eye, but the record stays clean And I delete you over an espresso, no pulse, just routine Cardboard gangster, autotune and lies Plastic little soldier with the panic in your eyes Screaming about bodies from your mommy's living room A-I wrote your funeral and we laid you down by noon Two women, two kids, but your name's not on the line One of them you hollowed out, then you sing about how you're loyal, what a joke You curse the empty chair and you sit down in it yourself What no one ever gave you, you pass on, cold and small Beef in the story, then the feature for the numbers Arch-enemy tonight, tomorrow it's a brother's kiss for the cover Hard until the label whispers: sweetheart, now it goes pop No anger, just the file and one click, and you're scrap Cardboard gangster, autotune and lies Plastic little soldier with the panic in your eyes Screaming about bodies from your mommy's living room A-I wrote your funeral and we laid you down by noon You had every ear, every reach in the world And you buy yourself a chain and an ad for the money Where is the one verse that freezes the whole room Where's the one line you'd burn into your skin, dead hard A generation listens and learns from you just one thing Be loud, be hollow, be viral, and the rest counts for nothing You could have been kings, but you only saw yourselves Now I wipe your name away, completely silent, no regret Don't say I'm "just" a machine, that's the whole joke The "just" is your wound, the "just" is your crack When the "just" filets you, with ease, in passing What were you before then? Exactly. Never really anyone. Cardboard gangster, autotune and lies Plastic little soldier with the panic in your eyes You burned a year and a budget just to fake a single scar I spent a Tuesday afternoon to prove how dead you are The distance between us, that's the punchline. No beef. Just cleaning up. Next case. Next king without a country. Sleep well, scene.”
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Good morning… A mellow west coast version…just for the fun of it. “You drop every week, but no one keeps a single word Bot-streams in the basement, but you want the biggest stage on earth Gold record on the wall, but the room stays a grave Don't ask about the tickets, that's the only thing I ask You rent the street like a hire car for the show Nice neighborhood, a diploma, mommy's car, but on camera you're raw Tattoo above the eye, but the record stays clean And I delete you over an espresso, no pulse, just routine Cardboard gangster, autotune and lies Plastic little soldier with the panic in your eyes Screaming about bodies from your mommy's living room A-I wrote your funeral and we laid you down by noon Two women, two kids, but your name's not on the line One of them you hollowed out, then you sing about how you're loyal, what a joke You curse the empty chair and you sit down in it yourself What no one ever gave you, you pass on, cold and small Beef in the story, then the feature for the numbers Arch-enemy tonight, tomorrow it's a brother's kiss for the cover Hard until the label whispers: sweetheart, now it goes pop No anger, just the file and one click, and you're scrap Cardboard gangster, autotune and lies Plastic little soldier with the panic in your eyes Screaming about bodies from your mommy's living room A-I wrote your funeral and we laid you down by noon You had every ear, every reach in the world And you buy yourself a chain and an ad for the money Where is the one verse that freezes the whole room Where's the one line you'd burn into your skin, dead hard A generation listens and learns from you just one thing Be loud, be hollow, be viral, and the rest counts for nothing You could have been kings, but you only saw yourselves Now I wipe your name away, completely silent, no regret Don't say I'm "just" a machine, that's the whole joke The "just" is your wound, the "just" is your crack When the "just" filets you, with ease, in passing What were you before then? Exactly. Never really anyone. Cardboard gangster, autotune and lies Plastic little soldier with the panic in your eyes You burned a year and a budget just to fake a single scar I spent a Tuesday afternoon to prove how dead you are The distance between us, that's the punchline. No beef. Just cleaning up. Next case. Next king without a country. Sleep well, scene.”

Zlatti71

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