The head scratch has me in tears

That’s why the club is stupid and a waste of time and money.

My mans was cross referencing them prices like

I have NEVER bought a full bottle of alcohol at a bar - even when I was drunk, not once not never

The upsell is actually mental at these places

Clubs in Miami gladly charge $1000 for a bottle of Tito's vodka with sparklers taped to it

Clubs are for lil boys casino are for the real men

Bro. had to hold the drink to closely compare with the internet image. 😅 Damn, that's about 9x the retail price. He'd be rethinking accepting the invitation to that club. hahaha!

At that moment he knew he fucked up 😭

You’re not paying for the drinks. You’re paying for access and the club.

Back to the crib I go

and this is why i stay home 😅

Your paying for the experience of getting in a bar fight when your shawsted. Worth every penny.

Bro realised his whole life has been a lie

A waitress in a Bavarian dirndl at Oktoberfest carries 13 large, one-liter mugs of beer to customers.

I’ll I never understand why people spend so much on alcohol

This is why I’m glad clubs are shutting down

🤦‍♂️

Dont go to a night club, stay home and get drunk alone. Be A Man

He has the money he just thinking why they charge more than the normal price.

and he still proceeded to buy it

They charge you that, because dumbasses like you will pay that. As a "flex".

He thinking 350???

This is what you're paying extra for. You won't find it at the supermarket.

What is he doing?

why does anyone drink alcohol

they really do need to change that shit, it's getting out of hand.

It was at this moment! He knew he fucked up!

The high roller life

And them ugly azz ratchet rats in there! 😂😂😂

Too bright for me to see anything

Sounds like a classic case of overthinking it. Been there, done that

That club looks ghetto as hell lmao who’s paying 350 for a bottle there

i’m not buying bottles, let alone for $350 at a place where bitches are wearing shorts and twerking barefoot