The Hooker Story

God threw him into a quick-time event to make sure he’s still pure

You know what it’s a moment of confrontation and yeah it’s nerve wracking

Actual sitcom moment

Thing I love about seeing a new Goobus video is reminding myself to watch it twice. Once for the actual video, second time to watch with the subtitles so I can read the new puns

It's OK to be the white guy that you are.

"you wanna have fun big boy" Nah thanks, Hepatitis isn't on my grocery list.

I think saying “no thank you ma’am” is a pretty damn good response to a situation like that You set your boundaries and told her no, and it’s not like you were a dick about it, you were polite and to the point. Very reasonable thing to say tbh

That moment when the funny broccoli man is actually just cauliflower painted green.