The Houthis Who Stole Chanukah

You are the biggest “THIEVES” on earth you 🛎️ end!!

check out this Hans Zimmer inspired track

Do you use this story when you try to sleep before or after the Houthis wake you up at 4 am to go to the shelters ?

Cringe motherf**ker

Oh, how thoughtful of the Houthis to provide Yemen with a Chanukah miracle of their own making! Who needs electricity when you've got a DIY menorah courtesy of their own misguided aggression? Israel was just helping them celebrate in style—airport, port, oil refineries… the whole candelabra lit up to perfection. Maybe next year the Houthis can focus on spinning dreidels instead of launching attacks, but hey, at least now they know: pick a fight with Israel, and you might just get your own “festival of lights.”

They even steal Christmas 🎄 stories… 🤦‍♂️

Cool story pussy

Fucking epic 🫶

Love, love, love this one! Well done!

Came for the comments. Imagine putting days of work in to publicly embarrass yourself for 1,000 Mossad bot acct likes & probably a few pity likes from other cult members LOL

So sorry that inspiration for this brilliant retelling of the Hanukkah story in today's Israel had to come after rude awakenings in the middle of the night. Am Yisrael Chai! 🕎🇮🇱