The internet didn’t disappoint🤣🤣

I'm the Captain Now!!!!! Hahahahhahahh

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To create the perfect soldier the military pumped him full of ozempic.

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He got so high on life he OD'd.

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Captain hates America

The internet definitely did not disappoint 😂😂

I think they forgot one...."Dr. Daycare"

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Perfect!

There is nothing I love more than good trolls! This was top tier trolling too! "9.2, 9.1, and 9.5. Looks like the American judge was VERY impressed, Marv! "

The internet did not let me down🤣

Turban Legend

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Who, me? Yeah, YOU! 😆 🤣

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Suicide Squadie

He asked for it🤣😂

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LOL Dr Arranged Marriage 😂😂😂

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You figure a terrorist would know when something was going to blow up in his face.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I am the Captain Now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Captain Hates America is the best!

Osama Bin Ragnarok did it for me😂

Black Lantern isn't that bad, we have Black Ranger.

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He is totaly right, no one gives a shit anymore. 🤣

Not even a little🤣

They forgot “Learing Center Teacher” 👨🏿‍🏫

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Osama bin Ragnarok had me🤣💀

I think I like Riot The Pirate

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Bruce plane🤣

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😂😂😂

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Captain 👨🏾‍✈️ 9/11 🤣🤣🤣

Captain 9/11 got me

That's fucking hoooooolarious!

Idk what he was thinking, asking the internet🤦‍♀️🤣

Captain Hates America 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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🤣🤣🤣 Ask, and you shall receive!

And he did ask🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂

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Captain Hates America was my favorite

Hahahha

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🤣🤣🤣🤣 DAZ!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@beepsheep7491 😆😆

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7-Eleven Captain 7-Eleven was that taken yet Captain Abdul I have another one he could be Captain Muhammad super Muhammad Mr bang here I am and there I go

A lot of them had me lmmfao

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Ask and you shall receive, and he did ask😂😂

So much missed low-hanging fruit. 😂

So much🤣😂

I was hoping someone would say: Dr. Diaper or Captain Death to America

Captain death to America is a good one😂

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"I'm The Captain Now" 😂😂😂

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