THE KID ISN'T HUMAN

If jackson chourio has 1 million fans I am one of them If jackson chourio has 1 thousand fans I am one of them If jackson chourio has 10 fans I am one of them If jackson chourio has one fan it's me If jackson chourio has no fans I am dead

“Best team in Minnesota!” - @IngrahamAngle

JACKSON CHOURIO X2! 💥 • vs RHP Parker Dunshee • 101.8 MPH / 29° / 382 ft to RF • Off a 92.4 MPH sinker Home Run in 29/30 parks🏟️ (Not in BOS.)

and he gets no flowers bc brewers a small market team smh people are ridiculous LOOK AT HIM!!!!

We’re winning the World Series

Give this kid Rookie of the Year!!! He played AA last year & I was very fortunate to catch his only week in AAA. 💪🏽

homers !! ⚾️🍻

8 years $82 million might be one of the best contracts ever lol

He must be a new species called “him”

EASY GAME