the lapel pin is killing me 😭

Jacob Wohl would be such a good character actor

where are his lips

why are you worried about another man's lips? because you want to kiss them??

Maybe I do maybe I don’t want to kiss them. Who knows. But if I did want to kiss them, there are zero lips to kiss.

don't worry about his lips okay. they're spoken for 😡

How is wohl not in prison?

he's doing his best in this crazy world

First time I’ve ever heard someone refer to their own ‘strategery’ unironically

Is Jacob going for a Barron look

Oh my God, your boyfriend is such a schmuck lol

This guy has just the slimiest sleaziest look humanly possible

Guy looks like a character actor in a de palma period piece

How are these guys still in the news in 2026

Leslie Stahl Humiliation Ritual