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The Mechanicus set the record straight re: Cherubs

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Warmastervor 1 Jahr

Tbf most cherubs are vat grown.

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⚙️ Akuyamigami ⚙️vor 1 Jahr

Double the production rate of cherub servitors.

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The Eldar Supremacistvor 1 Jahr

Dear Chaos moralfrens, If cherubs are fuKKKen evil, why do they give me that baroque aura?

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Trinketsvor 1 Jahr

Making cherubs vat-grown is the biggest cope-out made by GW. The imperium would DEF lobotomize babies if their parents were evil enough. Hell, they may even see it as something good for the baby's soul or something

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mobius-baconvor 1 Jahr

actually, i dont think lobotomization is needed, the frontal lobe of a new born isn't that developed, the only thing you have to do is put some usb stuff and wires into their brain and you've got your self a servitor ready to go

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Brandon Guizotvor 1 Jahr

Honestly I'd be a cherub. I dont see why it's a bad fate. I wouldn't mind being a fat little baby chilling and following a schizophrenic toaster worshipper around.

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DerBear, Imperium of Man Stanvor 1 Jahr

@Omnisaintpaint hardest hit

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Cyrusvor 1 Jahr

I assure you, the wall of text is necessary for the meme to be funny!

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Gavin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿vor 1 Jahr

"Is it possible that every so often a real baby might fall into the gnashing jaws of the Mutilatrix Lobotium? It is a non-zero chance"

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Alphariusvor 1 Jahr

Another banger

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