The moment Brass Eye became real life

🫤 Is this entrapment? It feels like entrapment. Also terrifying government overreach.

🤷‍♂️ - and here was us thinking police go after actual criminals - bonkers !

It is the new Puritanism. We thought we had got rid of all that with Oliver Cromwell.

@NormanLeedsPhD Clearly not !

About time we threw money at pre-crime, hate-think policing. As we all know, many of these wolf whistlers are also serial killers and shoplifters 🤡

It’s near guaranteed, obvs 😆

So let me get this right. They rarely attend proper crimes anymore or if they do, it's days later. But they're now out looking for non crimes, so they can give warnings out, and woe be tide anyone who posts think crimes on social media, cos they'll be straight round 🤣🤣

That sounds about right

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brass Eye was ahead of its time, absolutely brilliant comparison!

[everyone under 40 suddenly googling Brass Eye] 😆

@VC2243 So am I and I'm not under 40!

@VC2243 Pure joy awaits you

@fraserihudghton @JohnPretty2o2o UK satire at its very best....

@fraserihudghton @JohnPretty2o2o One of my favourites is Young Offenders, on YouTube. Fkn hilarious.

I for one think this is a very good use of police time, people who beep at female joggers may go on to more serious behaviours like leaving the milk out of the fridge or stepping on cracks in the pavement.

Unless it's by a Muslim, in which case he can raep them while the cops watch, right?

Reading the subtitles in my head with Chris Morris's voice

💯😆

Crime is through the roof and these idiots are wasting time and resources on this nonsense.

Is is April 1st?

Every day is now Phil

With Surrey Pride next month why didn't they use transwomen for this? Transwomen would be more able to deal with harassment, and they are the same as every other woman, because transwomen are women, aren't they?

This is great from @SpeechUnion Freddie Attenborough. THIS is why that Surrey Police video is so stupid. It’s Minority Report, basically. If you ain’t worried yet, you should be👇

“Some things may not be criminal offences but…” Maybe once all the criminal offences are stopped, move onto this

Flirting with women is illegal, but child r@pe isn’t?

Perhaps they should dress up as school girls and hang around in Bradford

Will they do the same if the people doing it are foreign invaders?

But you’re ok with gangs of Muslim “groomers” raping kids and women??

How can they (police) actively protect women, but then jail girls who are groomed and raped, moms who say naughty words? Meanwhile men are allowed in women's prisons and ped0s go free? @ThePosieParker @jk_rowling @salltweets @DoeJane1971

Can’t hide her narcissistic delight at 0:21 - people hanging out their cars just to look at us… it’s so so so prevalent.

Beeped at?!?

when will these fuckers start doing police work?

Yet when men actually sexually assault women, judges praise their character and let them off

If they're not solely arresting blacks and Pakistanis, then innocent men are being arrested.

Is it a police job to ‘educate’ or is that school, parents role? This is why faith in UK policing is so low: “no arrests have specifically been made as a result of the initiative, but…drivers had been stopped to be educated about their behaviour”

""These aren't criminal offences in themselves but.. you know, they may then go on to commit more serious offences" But not more serious offences like phone snatching or shoplifting, because we'll do fuck all about that.

“Not criminal offences.” What’s the point then. Go do your actual job.

Says a man unrestricted in society.

Not to worry! You'll be wearing a full burqa soon so nobody will see any part of you.

Well of course! Jogging is very middle class, can't be harassing middle class women! It's working class girls who get the raping in the Yookay.

What a total waste of money ! Have @metpoliceuk deployed same principle to men hanging around schools ? What’s that, No, why not b sure women can feel with banter, children can’t deal with scrouts

I guarantee you they aren't jogging through immigrant and Muslim neighborhoods.

The next day….

So, Britain wants their birth rate to drop even lower so that are only Muslims sooner..?

It's a shame money has to be wasted because men can't be decent.