the more I learn about this the wilder it gets

listen i stalked wally's instagram earlier today instead of answering emails for like 30 minutes and i think wally should be allowed to attend phillies games

give wally his own pool in the mini baseball field on the concourse imo

Wally should throw out the first pitch game 1 of WC

Cubs were cursed for 71 years for not letting a goat into a game And here the Phillies are, repeating history

We have to get this alligator to the World Series

In 2021 I was working at a summer camp and they actually had the guy come in with his alligator Wally. Really nice guy and the counselors were able to hold the Gator. It was horrifying when holding him but he never showed any signs of wanting to attack me. Was a crazy day

This is how I learned about Wally last year 🐊❤️

OH FUCK HE'S FROM YORK THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL

Give him Ben's spot in the booth