the morning routine

Should’ve rubbed your face with the Lucky Charms peel off top

missed opportunity. adding it to the routine tomorrow

Stream Wake Up on Youtube

The face into the milk lmao

the entire time you were setting this up i was yelling oh no oh no at my screen

Like a true big fella, you did not sprint on the treadmill

Not even for a second

commitment to the bit is unparalleled

The unsettling breaking of the 4th wall adds to it

that’s so much milk Michael

This is the craziest way to hold a spoon.