The Most Important CNN Investigation EVER!!

If it is a “fresh tube” that appears to still be in the package, how did he use it?

Imagine if they put this much excitement into the whole, who left an 8ball in the White House mystery. Was it Hunter, was it his dad, was it Kamala, was it that staffer who dressed up like a leather dog to get pounded on capital hill. Who knows, but this glue thing, real shit.

CNN spotted a tube of Krazy Glue on the Resolute Desk and decided it was a window into the president’s soul.

I'm sorry, but the image of president Trump glueing some golden stuff, all focused and maybe with the tongue out, is extremely funny to me I fucking love this, never change, president Trump 😂😂😂😂

Always breathless reporting, unless it matters.

Hunter Biden was there to sniff the glue

Crazy glue the scoop of the century

CNN... desperately waiting for a crumb of some evidence of ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING to fall off of the table.

The if you sniff enough of it part has me cracking up

@cnn is a pathetic joke. #DefundTheMedia

… …… OH! I get it! "Crazy story" because of the "Krazy Glue"! CNN has pivoted from "journalism" to "comedy".

Suddenly, the media are curious…

She needs two wireless mics? The rather big one that looks especially stupid as you hold it like it’s Bob Barker slim type? And the more compact one clipped at her throat? Or is this just for her vlog channel?

@cnnbrk CNN thinks GLUE is a broader symbol of how the president is thinking about his legacy.

How low can the media go? If it was Clinton we would have to worry why he’d have lube… I mean glue in the office

It looks like the glue is still in its blister pack? SCANDALOUS!

It’s the raised pinky that belies her champagne liberal lifestyle that does it…

Decorations must be a union job.

Real hard hitting journalism CNN!

So Trump is also good at home dyi projects too. Interesting 🤔

Liberals are desperate for anything they can use.

I've never commented on your X, but I've been a subscriber on your YouTube channel for many years. Andrew, you're doing God's work! 💪

Crazy that this guy made this cnn video ever more unwatchable

That dumb bitch is holding a clip-on microphone while the one she is wearing is clearly visible.

we the people want an official statement on your arts and crafts hour! 😹

🤡HARD HITTING NEWS🤡