The new Ethereum "upgrade":

I really hope I’m not the only one that watched till the end.

Blockchain -> Chainchomp

Leveraged Ether-linked exposure with the 2x Ether ETF (Ticker: ETHU). Magnify your exposure to Ethereum today. ETHU invests in ether futures and does not invest directly in spot ether.

Lasted longer than I expected tbh. 🤣

Another smooth hard fork to add features and increase capacity while maxis are stuck 10 years in the past still screeching about filters and storing arbitrary data while not understanding the tech. 👍

“Spins faster. Costs more. Still doesn’t wash away centralization.” But hey, at least it’s programmable laundry now. Stay sharp. Stay sovereign.

Dead

That was a long slow death.. Just like the ETH/BTC chart.

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 Some are just built to work.

This made me laugh too hard. Then I realized it should be making me cry not laugh.

lmfao. And just like Ethereum you really can't believe how it just keeps on going and going in spite of everything that happens. Hilarious.