The official Mitch McConnell pull string doll. I especially liked “Rigor Tortoise” 😂😂😂

He's on eternity leave...

Remember the guy who during the pandemic, said: “If I die of Covid just launch my body into Mitch’s bedroom window at 3am and let him deal with it.”

@WhiteHouse @POTUS Mean but hilarious … In Mitch’s famous words “sending our hopes and prayers.”

OH FUCK....This is fucking hilarious!!

I’d buy that immediately!

Lettuce bow our heads in a moment of silence…

It’s like the Weekend at Bernies movie😂

HEY!!!!! I’M STILL HERE….WHEREVER HERE IS

Mitch has reclaimed his time

Someone needs to go straight to jail for this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Like, if you like that, you’ll likely like this likeness by the very likable Lar Desouza— The dead traitor from Kentuckery, Found R.I.P.~ing an elusive luxury, The shell game was on, With his rotting corpse as the pawn, Enjoying post~mortem ratfukkery— #McCorpseMcCoverUpDay83

You can pull the string for 20 minutes and he talks to you!

Even dead he remains one the worst people alive Truer words have never been spoken

@GawlinskiLaura

Lol!!!

Please dear God let this be a real product

There is no other proof he isn’t! Where is he FFS?! This is the most insane COVER-UP IN HISTORY only just below the Trump/Epstein files!!

Rigor Tortoise is 👍

@ladyjaka22 What’s the difference between a lawyer and a politician? A lawyer keeps fucking you when you die, a politician keeps fucking you when he dies.

"It's hot as hell down here" 😂

If this isn't AI, and is a real thing I'll buy a dozen of them!

This made me shiver & lol at the same time.

Start the "Mitch McConnell In The Ground Count Down."

@Sabrina56389530 How many times has Randy Fine voted on his corpse’s behalf?

lmfaooooooooooooo

OMG who made this🤣🤣🤣

JFC 🤣🤣🤣