The One Game To Ruin Them All

“Evil cannot create. It can only remake.” -J. R. R. Tolkien, the first Final Fantasy fan

I love the "it's always been about" argument, especially when it's coming from some zoomer who was born 2000s.

A lot of Final Fantasy arguments are 20 year olds telling you how things really were in the 1990s

So we have to go to Square Enix, retrieve all of the source files and then throw them into a giant volcano? Seems like a decent plan.

Grift harder. This is a shit shitpost. You can do better chum

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Clearly you’re bored of everything if you have time to make this. All the games you claim to hate, you love in secret. You have to so you can keep up this schtick. I can sense your dishonesty.

If you think I secretly love FF7R, you need to get better at reading people

You force yourself to focus on the negative and then you exaggerate like a disgruntled teenage girl. It’s a schtick.

Handsome and noble!!!

Greetings, fellow Dunedain

Not kidding, FF7 is one of my favourite games of all times, and Remake just butchered that story and characters i always loved. Sometimes i feel like the devs was told to try their best to destroy the characters and story as much as they could so ppl stop talking about that game

The moment i saw Cloud's dancing i was like oh no RIP Cloud's character 😅

Stfu

No

Dude. Shut up.

No.

This is fucking brilliant. Parody well done.

Yeah, I don’t take that seriously coming from someone who has made antagonizing this fandom part of his entire online identity, literally called fans “rats,” used other vile language, and deliberately promoted his content in places like the Asmongold and Critical Drinker subs. You’ve cultivated an audience where hate, slurs, gatekeeping, and outright vitriol keep showing up, while presenting yourself as the reasonable critic being persecuted for “different opinions.” Meanwhile, you block people for the slightest pushback, refuse live debates, dodge arguments you can’t answer, and fall back on GIFs when someone actually challenges your talking points. You’ve built yourself an echo chamber. That’s why I started wondering why your comment sections are overwhelmingly people agreeing with you. How many people have you blocked from this comment section alone? You love challenging everyone else. But the second the challenge comes back at you, the door closes. That isn’t confidence. It’s hiding.

Dude... Enough with your hatred. We get that you don't like the new games.

Best video to show friends what FF7Remake is, and why we shouldn't hype it

Ok, you’re kinda milking this now. We get it. You dislike the remakes.

FINALLY! I've been called crazy and insane since 2022 by my online friends for calling this bad

What's wrong with X-2? Just curious because I was planning on playing it once I got through X bc it supposedly has ATB

“What’s wrong with FFX2?” I could write an essay, or leave you this:

This was amazing. The way you said "but they were deceived" really got me, cause yes I was.

I was there when the forging of the games began. and there when it fell. seek the knowleged of the old guard noble and wise

I loved the original FF7, like the new trilogy but i like this as well, hilarious!🤣🤣

i think you got your point across years ago man

Eye of squaron 💀💀💀

Absolute Cinema

“And though none of these gamez were exactly alike Each were splendid in their special way…except FF2” 🤣🤣

Peak Austism

You are even saltier than the sea lol

After watching your video (loved it!) i saw this comment on reddit. And i can't help but think "yeah, they would do something like that" 😂

This was great.

Lmao! This is perfection!😂👌🏾

yea all i wanted was to play FF7 with current graphics.. but Square Enix tried to re-invent the wheel. The remakes aren't horrible games.. but they're not great either.

Got a good laugh from seeing this. Two of my favorite things gloriously smashed together 🤣

This is Marvelous. I have not laughed this hard in a long while.