The ONE MILLION QUESTION!✂️

...day 756

2 million people tuned in to watch @TheUnitedStrand get a haircut West Ham said no. Day 494.

Games not even done and he’s posting content

Bro you seem happy that United ain’t winning today! 😂

At this rate, can you pls fuck off with your damn hair?

United strand when the score ended 1-1 and he knows he can stay relevant for a long time 😂

Nice haircut you little rat

You fuckn jinxed us! Cut your damn hair and leave our club alone!

Just stop this charade and go have a cut man, enough of this nonsense

Fuck you and your hair you motherfucker I hope you get lice and lose your fucking hair you twat

Mate you’re minutes away from losing now may not be the best time for this…😅

Don’t run from this blitz

Just cut it off you scruff

I know you’re the happiest man on earth right now.

He loves this coz it will continue making him famous...

I’m sorry but Manchester United just isn’t the stature of football club that can relied upon to win five competitive matches in a row in a realistically near timeframe. Time to admit defeat and cut the hair.

Cutting your hair never Frank! Better Start watching Rapunzel for tips

@grok tell us he was praying 🙏 for united loss😅

Bro just wrap it up😂😂

Just go and cut ur fvcking hair off man……u jinxed us today……

Are you happy bro

You are happy oo

He's not getting that haircut today

Me praying for Man U not to win

Grifting cunt

Oi just fuck off you cunt

read the room bozo

You are giving the team bad omen for your clout. This nonsense should stop