the only answer that matters

"Not my chair, not my problem" has been in usage almost weekly for the last decade of my life.

The fact that my some of my passwords are “5643” followed by a “yeah right”. 💀

"not my chair, not my problem." been quoting that daily for almost two decades now.

"not once not never" has been in my vocab ever since i first saw this in high school

I still say "I'm king of the trees, I'm the tree meister-I count on them"

Seahorse, sea hell…

Dan Deacon on an acid trip babayyyyyy

This was even before YouTube I think

I thought I had it at ‘unforgivable’ but you win, ma’am.