The only appropriate response.

Spiders are your friends and help kill unwanted pests

Is that true? Why aren't they look friendly to me?

Looks aren't everything 😜

I know they'll understand that. LOL :D

I can't believe that you don't carry a gun to the bathroom. Doesn't everyone?

Fan! 🤣🤟🏻

Just burn the mother down

Just take off and nuke the whole site from orbit, it's the only way to sure

slight overacted but a resonable action anyhow, best to be sure, an call the remodler, 🤨

I feel sad for that poor spider. After it killed all your bugs, and kept them away from you, this is how you repay it?

I'll just replace them with spider decors...

That is ONE way to do it;-)

This one as well

Then the spider crawls on to your shoulder. "Phew, that was a close one!"

I was an exterminator and I can help you with this problem