The pantry could be the nursery 💀💀

"I love the view" The view:

1 bed 1 bath? This was a studio and they added a sliding door to create a “bedroom”

“Honey, where is the chips?” “Check under the baby’s crib” 😂😂

“All the counter space” in the kitchen. New Yorkers are morons. Clearly.

😧 I would shrivel up and immediately die if I lived in NYC.

10 years ago we bought a 2500 sq ft 4 BR 3 ba 2 story house on 5 acres for $192K. It’s not a block from Central Park but I think we’ve come to terms with the lack there of😂.

Dude's wife was doing a better job of selling the apartment than the agent.

“Not really sure how we’re gonna resolve that one.” You can tell by the look of defeat on his face, he knew EXACTLY how they were gonna resolve it. Also, did they say it comes with an “adult sized fridge”? 😂

That was terrible.... WHO COULD LIVE LIKE THAT SURROUNDED by concrete 780,000 then 1900 maintenance a month. I could never live in that shit hole.

Two grand and maintenance fees, what do they do for you?? You better get a handy from the doorwoman.. the freaking building looks like a complex i Cold War Bratislava

I know a spot in Oklahoma that's close to a park 3000 square foot house on 3 acres for 250 k take that Mandani you commie

That’s a studio apartment 💀

I seriously thought this was parody. It must be right?

Dude’s gonna be up at 2:30am in a panic attack realizing he went $80k in debt because his annoying wife and loser realtor convinced him to

Wow, I can see why New Yorkers are retarded. Their standard of living is so low. Living like rats is so unhealthy. No sunlight and no space.

This is like paying to be incarcerated. You can buy a badass manufactured home with 3 acres and never be bothered for a fraction of that with investment money left over ...fuck a city .

The beams add so much character 😂

This has to be a skit… why keep repeating how close you are to central park… i got to tell you… its just a park it isn’t spectacular

These people are just dumb

"Look at all the counter space!" Lady- that's the toilet tank.

“The view is great” staring directly at some guy’s bathroom next door

Make a crib out of cereal boxes, I love it!

‘Babe I’m getting snacks , what you want?’ ‘Chips & don’t wake the baby’

“Being able to say” lol keeping up with the jonses

Living by Central Park isn't as big a flex as they think, people get murdered there all the time.

Did he say amenities a door man ... they show up no door man

How do these people live like this?

This is west 72nd street across from the Dakota (John Lennon). One of the most expensive blocks in NYC Everyone needs to understand LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION

Down south, that would be considered a government housing. LOL

“Honey look at this lovely box we could own for 3/4 of a million dollars!”

What counter space?🤣

Minnesota you can get a 5 br 3.5 bath almost an acre of land 3 floors 3 car garage for that price lol

I live in texas. I tell people I live in Central Park West New York and nobody seems to care. I just saved $2,800 a month

Not swapping the door hinges on that fridge to swing toward wall is the devils work.