The perfect tattoo doesn't exist--

Mine isn’t as cool but I’m proud of it

The tattoo artist:

I noticed they used “ones” instead of “onions” at one point 💀

Don't worry I hate myself for noticing and not being able to let this go too.

This is the funniest thing I've seen since 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles…

Not mine, just stealthily took this photo of someone in the subway, but I love tattoos of obscure Simpsons references.

Anyone else reading it in Grandpa Simpsons' voice? 😂

Beats the hell out of mine

“Give me 5 bees for a quarter you’d say.”