“The perfect woman doesn’t exi …” 🔊

Dudes who drink that go to cry retreats.

she’s clearly trying to knock him off early with excessive sugar

Good god does anyone actually believe this 🤣

She's playing the long game, diabetes by 50. Life insurance 💸💸

She put the toaster in the shower didn’t she

Those are the ones that put something in your drink when they finally snap.

Too much sugar. I really mean drinks his coffee black .

Is your husband a woman? Only certain women like coffee like that...

Oh no, that would be so boring. I would totally hate having a wife that deferential. Well, maybe 6-7 years into it. Maybe 10. Surely, it would get old at some point. Probably.