The perfect woman doesn’t exis-

Gather around kids. I just found an old video of your grandma from 2026.

Hot hot hot hot hot …😆

This will probably set a bookmark record

What the fuck

"I don't know what to do" Immediately takes out phone and records it... @ is fartqueen Yep, all checks out.

What you do is stop using fent heroin or percs whatever it is you’re doing

Magnesium citrate available at Walmart over the counter remember if your already bound up there will be intestinal discomfort till the walrus passes it will pass also eat expensive sugar free candy and poop happens

Ol girl needs to drink some fkn water

For God's sake why did I watch this?

Did you remove the butt plug first?

Bro, if there isn’t a bidet in every American house by now, what the fuck are we even doing?

How'd she get a walrus up there?

It’s because you haven’t went to the bathroom in several days that’s exactly why

>"Have you ever had it where you had a turd stuck halfway out your ass?" Yeah, when I was like four and decided I would hold it in for like three days.

That’s what happens when you get your shit pushed in !!!!!

I've never seen this skin colour before. What is she?

You know what you gotta do. Now reach back there and do it!

I was having this exact same problem at the same time I was reading this post. I laughed so hard it shot out my ass like a cannonball wrapped in barbed wire … I feel your pain sister 🤣🤣🤣🤣

She literally looks like the Jew from the meme ...get her to rub her hands together and tell me I'm lying

Wait till it drops then it becomes a Mellencamp : hurts soooo good 😊

Someone get this junky a poop knife!

You need magnesium citrate Are you on a glp-1 medication that will cause this. Drink a bottle of the magnesium and your walrus will escape his capture

Try eating Sunflower seed......with out spitting the shell out. A whole bag. Yall dont ask why.....

there's nothing sacred anymore. Everybody has bodily function issues . Going on social media talking about it is the lowest form of humanity . she's so disgusting .

You single? Have a sister? Aunt? Mommy..?

Too relatable lol I've gotten 8 fissures from one. Took years to heal.

She is sweating this one out. Who records themselves shitting an crying about it? Then to top it off, lets post it.😑

I'm struggling to shit. People need to know. Where's my phone. 😳 What the fk is wrong with people.

Yup we’ve all been there… soooo y tf r u filming urself?🙄😆crazy broad

Yeah those butt dwelling primates can be a real bitch, or so I’m told

wait so it's half out, and you have a husband, call him in to pull it out, or you pull it out. i've heard sticking your finger in your vag u can massage it out that way. another girl with the same issue said that.